January 2008
7 posts
shiiit, glad that's over
YEAHH!!!! 2008. happy new years!
December 2007
12 posts
Why do the people i meet on the net have to be soo...
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: u theer?
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: i havent seen u in a while
t0xic appLe: lol
t0xic appLe: sup
t0xic appLe: come in
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: I trimmed my pubed
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: pubes
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: and i shouldnt have
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: because now it itches
t0xic appLe: LOL
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: Lol
t0xic appLe: TMI
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: it itches!
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: Please pubes!
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: I beg u!
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: GROW FASTER
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: GROW BACK!
t0xic appLe: it itches?
t0xic appLe: put
t0xic appLe: like
t0xic appLe: ant killer spray on it
t0xic appLe: and disinfectants
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: Weed killer
t0xic appLe: LOL
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: Make the whole thing just dissappear
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: Lol
t0xic appLe: LOL
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: I got lots 'o' pubes
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: Hey how old ar eu
t0xic appLe: 15
t0xic appLe: you?
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: im 15 now!
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: On christmas eve
t0xic appLe: o shit
t0xic appLe: nice
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: yeah nigga
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: im as big as u now
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: I can beat u up now
t0xic appLe: LOL
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: il smack u around with my penis
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: and my trimmed pubes
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: but ill have to scratch it every now and then
t0xic appLe: LOL
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: im itching it right now
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: fucking stupid
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: why did i do that
t0xic appLe: LOL
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ufHXPr5VwI
t0xic appLe: dude
t0xic appLe: i just didn't touch mine
t0xic appLe: on that
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: Ur freaking stupid
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: u dont touch ur pubes?
t0xic appLe: ...
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: When im sitting in my chair i fiddle my dick and pubes and shit
t0xic appLe: i mean
t0xic appLe: i don't
t0xic appLe: i didn't get a trim
t0xic appLe: if i ever get them cut
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: But
t0xic appLe: it'll feel weird for like forever
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: Do u ever fiddle wth ur weeny?
t0xic appLe: ...
t0xic appLe: NO
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: ...
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: oh
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: that makes me look like a sick perv..
t0xic appLe: ALOL
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: I probably am..
t0xic appLe: not if you don't go
t0xic appLe: around telling people you do
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: oop
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: s
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: shit
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: what the fuck
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: when ever i dont showed
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: shower
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: i get this sick smell from my ball sac
t0xic appLe: ...
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: seriously
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: im not even joking here
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: smells likesweat
t0xic appLe: ...
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: and saltyness
t0xic appLe: i think
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: at the same time
t0xic appLe: tha'ts part of growing up
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: but its hot in my room
t0xic appLe: you're making me sick!! STOP IT
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: making u gag?
t0xic appLe: im eating french fries
t0xic appLe: and you're telling me
t0xic appLe: your balls
t0xic appLe: smell like sweat and
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: Littl mushy peenies?
t0xic appLe: some other stuff
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: wait
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: howd u get fries at this time of the night?!
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: Stupid bitch gimme some
t0xic appLe: LOL
t0xic appLe: calm the fuck down spec
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: Fuck u
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: gime some now
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ufHXPr5VwI
t0xic appLe: that's you?
t0xic appLe: DIE PUNISHER DIE
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: yeah
t0xic appLe: LOL
t0xic appLe: prodigy
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: yeah
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: :\
t0xic appLe: you shoulda down dust or something
t0xic appLe: ywalled him?
t0xic appLe: i like how it says
t0xic appLe: DIE!
t0xic appLe: after you kill him
t0xic appLe: like
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: Lol
t0xic appLe: ...
t0xic appLe: LOL
t0xic appLe: haha
t0xic appLe: shit
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: The longest part was getting the music
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: its a ddr song
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: >_>
t0xic appLe: sounds like it belongs
t0xic appLe: at a carnival
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: lol
t0xic appLe: for psychotic clowns
t0xic appLe: they play that song
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: :(
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: I hate clowns
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: fucking scary as shit
t0xic appLe: yeah
t0xic appLe: so is that song!!
t0xic appLe: lol
t0xic appLe: mmm frise
t0xic appLe: fries*
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: shut up
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: fat bitch
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: Im learning how to make flash animations
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: so once i learn that
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: i can make good videos for youtube
t0xic appLe: yeah!
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: beause this is nubbish rubbish
t0xic appLe: make one of
t0xic appLe: spec and apple!
t0xic appLe: ^_^
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: Ill make one of mw
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: me
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: and u
t0xic appLe: YEAHHH
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: where i cum onto ur face!
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: ^_^
t0xic appLe: FUCK NOOO
t0xic appLe: LOL
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: Good idea!
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: Ill have it like
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: me naked
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: and jacking off
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: then camera turns
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: and shows u with white on your face!
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: and then
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: it turns some more
t0xic appLe: ...
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: and we were splattering paint on each other
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: ^_^
t0xic appLe: ...
t0xic appLe: ^_^
t0xic appLe: lol
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: is my video any good
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: gimme a rating or a comments
t0xic appLe: k
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: ur gonna add gay shit arent u..
t0xic appLe: NO
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: then gimme some fries
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: fat ass
t0xic appLe: there posted
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: ..
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: cum
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: on ur face
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: come on
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: itll be fun
t0xic appLe: no
t0xic appLe: it won'tent be fun
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: yeah it will
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: ill even have arrows pointing to u and me telling who it is
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: so people will know!
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: Then ill spread it to all myfriends
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: itll be just the dandiest time ever
t0xic appLe: yes!
t0xic appLe: it will be wicked nift
t0xic appLe: y
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: yup! ^_^
t0xic appLe: ...
t0xic appLe: LOLOLOL
t0xic appLe: FRIES OMG FRIES
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: dude
t0xic appLe: ?
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: howd u get them?
t0xic appLe: mickie Ds
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: the fuck..
t0xic appLe: they've been dormant for 5 hours
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: howd u get thee
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: Oh
t0xic appLe: yeah
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: no wonder
t0xic appLe: that's right
t0xic appLe: still
t0xic appLe: hella goo
t0xic appLe: d
t0xic appLe: i got ketchup
t0xic appLe: and it's like FRIES IN KETCHUP OMG
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: dude
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: i remember seeiing on the news
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: that
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: there was this boy who got a burger from mickie d's
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: and when he ate it
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: he found out thre were maggots in the burger
t0xic appLe: ...
t0xic appLe: that's wonderful
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: yeah
ŴẪĶẴ¦1·8·7·Ş¶ỀÇÏǺĻĬŞŤ: i dont buy from mickie d's anymore
lolwtf?
My dad just handed me “Exorcist of Emily Rose,” and told me to watch it right now. O.o
“Imagine something witty, and pretend this is it [apple]”
– appLe
“Garfield 2 could make 300 mil in the box office if she had a hardcore sex scene...”
– drakovsky, E-Friend
Merry Christmas?
Atleast the next 2 1/2 hours left of it :D
Christ on my cock?
pssh yeah right, I’m feeling salty.
Migrate to turbania once a day! →
“With great appLe comes great responsibility.”
– who do you think? seriously.
ahah damn
damn, if naser died than BAM he died. and then it would like shit, naser’s dead and that would suck balls. like big balls it would suck badly dam died. it’s like BOOM DEAD. I DIED NOOO. ya know? appLeout!
.
er0tic appLe^: damn
er0tic appLe^: PS3 is coming back
er0tic appLe^: and it's coming back fucking everything in it's path
screaMFox_onenightcarnival!: like me
screaMFox_onenightcarnival!: i hope
screaMFox_onenightcarnival!: and i hope it has a big dick
er0tic appLe^: eww
screaMFox_onenightcarnival!: 'cus ill be waiting
er0tic appLe^: i wouldn't want a big black box of machine to fuck me
screaMFox_onenightcarnival!: for its big dick
er0tic appLe^: even if it has a big dick
screaMFox_onenightcarnival!: well some people would
er0tic appLe^: are you one of those?
screaMFox_onenightcarnival!: you bet your sweet ass i am